High End Gaming

Ep. 15 - Not So Street Fighter: Street Fighter Part 1

Raccoons that have herpes. This episode is part 1 of a 2-week 2-part Street Fighter podcast event. The Recurring Rich joins hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod to discuss the O.G. of fighting games and how some of the violence in video games prepared them for real life. We dive into all the sex the Recurring Rich has, some of the fights we've gotten in, and a small amount of raccoon talk. All of the crime and violence spoken about in this episode is alledged. Part 2 next week, bitch.

Ep. 14 - Star Whores (Wars)

You may think you know Star Wars, but this podcast will prove one thing: that host Da'SleepGod knows nothing about Star Wars. The High End crew is joined by a Data Jedi named Lance who claims his lightsaber color is orange... which represents big testicle energy. We talk about the movies, the games, and the lores. But we're all about the whores. The Star Whores. Because that's what you all are. If you stop making Baby Yoda memes, Disney will stop making Star Wars trash. Let's end this charade together.

Ep. 13 - Fallout BOYIIEEEEE

Welcome to the Wastedland. Machine and Da'SleepGod were graced with the attractive aura of Bertram-Julio-Bertram-Perez-Julio aka codename Gambino Reserved. That's a single person with many names. Sort of like a Villain. The homies talk Fallout 3 and New Vegas, and Machine forgot how to stay in topic, but after a few deathclaws and white claws, there were some in-laws who got a paw paw to they jaw jaw. Does anyone even read these fucking things? Fallout funny for your candy asses.

Ep. 12 - A Geek Freak Blizzard Entertainment

In this crossover cumpleanos, The Hosts of The Geek Freak Podcast, Frank and Squeaks, come on the show to discuss the Hot Topic of Blizzard Entertainment. Machine and Da'SleepGod absorb and prattle on about the greatness of Warcraft, Starcraft, and Diablo with the Geek Freaks, but only after SleepGod was made aware that they weren't talking about wintery natural disasters. Frank, a veritable knowledge-tank, did a stupendous job of informing the High End crew on Blizzy lore, news, and the 8000+ hours he's spent crushing noobs in World of Warcraft. Orcs have green nipples.

Ep. 11 - Ass-Ass-In's Creed

This episode goes out to all the homies who like to wear hoods and dream of killing people. To the young peeps who hid a butter knife up their sleeve at the dinner table. To the fools who tried to scale a brick wall with their fingertips and the corner of their sneaker bottom. The assassin salutes you. And Michael Fassbender wants to have sex with you after you're dead. Machine and Da'SleepGod are joined by the recurring and mysterious Roshawn Glowshawn to speak on Assassin's Creed series. No one was stabbed during the recording of this episode. Actually nevermind, someone probably was stabbed somewhere in the world during this. We just weren't involved. 

Ep. 10 - The Legend of Zelda feat. BKnapp

A story of a boy and his special sword who became a man who then died and was reincarnated as a boy who traveled through time to become a man once more to save a princess who dressed up as a boy. This we call The Legend of Zelda. Starring Link. Not Zelda. Zelda is a chick. And BKnapp is our guest. Machine and Da'SleepGod are graced with the musical mastery of BKnapp. You've all heard his music as the intro and outro of our show. Now hear him speak with his mouth-words on the truest of hero legends. We were all hammered.

Ep. 9 - Grand Theft Auto

Please, do not judge us for how we play GTA. On this episode of High End Grand Theft Automitons, Video Game Experts Machine and Da'SleepGod are joined by honored guest Fred Sanchezzz for a game we all know love and touch ourselves to. The Grand Theft Auto series. We discuss the memories, the murdered hookers, the trolling, and Rockstar itself. Don't judge us. Or we will show up at your funeral in white.

Ep. 8 - Multiplayer Mania

The internet is a sexy friend. But before we could all jump online and breathe deeply into our 19$ Amazon headsets, there was local multiplayer and wired controllers tangled in rooms with sweaty teenagers and fast food piles of sustenance. In this episode of High End Gazorpazorp, Machine and Da'SleepGod are joined by the honorable Glowshawn-RoShawn to discuss not playing video games all alone by ourselves like skinslugs in our mancaves. The multiplayer nature of games brings up memories of joy and fury both as we three dance around the subject of not having any actual friends to play games with.

Ep. 7 - Pokémon Power That’s Inside

I chose you... Pikachu.... for slavery and death. That's basically what Pokémon is all about. And this episode of High End Gaming is all about Pokémon. Hosts Machine and Da'SleepGod are joined by Pokémasters Fred Sanchezzz and newcomer Chasetopher Xavier to discuss their top Pokémon teams, how all of us are trashbag Pokémon, and how SleepGod doesn't know a fucking thing about the power that's inside Pokémon.

Ep. 6 - Metal Gear

Have you ever snuck out of your house to do drugs? Solid Snake has. This episode’s stealth-chat is about the Metal Gear series and its lore. How Solid, Liquid, and the douche named Solidus are part of a ridiculous timeline where the Big Boss clones continue, over and over, to make the same mistakes and live their lives at slippery snakes. Da' SleepdGod loves this game series. It's, like, his son.