A story of a boy and his special sword who became a man who then died and was reincarnated as a boy who traveled through time to become a man once more to save a princess who dressed up as a boy. This we call The Legend of Zelda. Starring Link. Not Zelda. Zelda is a chick. And BKnapp is our guest. Machine and Da'SleepGod are graced with the musical mastery of BKnapp. You've all heard his music as the intro and outro of our show. Now hear him speak with his mouth-words on the truest of hero legends. We were all hammered.